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Coenobita brevimanus is a species of terrestrial hermit crab belonging to the family Coenobitidae, which is composed of coastal-living terrestrial hermit crabs. The Latin origins of the species name, brevimanus, come from the adjective brevis (\"small\") and the noun manus (\"hands\"). It is known as the Indos crab or Indonesian crab because it is primarily distributed throughout the Indo-Pacific.
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