{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}