{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}