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The sailmaker's whipping is one of the most durable and stable of rope whippings known. According to The Ashley Book of Knots, \"palm-and-needle whipping, or sailmaker's whipping, is the most satisfactory of all.\"
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Ventsislav Kerchev is a Bulgarian professional footballer who plays as a defender for Slavia Sofia.
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