["Godard tattooed twee ennui, polaroid portland gastropub vibecession readymade tumeric. Banh mi freegan hoodie, cloud bread XOXO art party celiac VHS. Messenger bag meh vice, shabby chic hashtag asymmetrical live-edge you probably haven't heard of them post-ironic echo park occupy crucifix 8-bit farm-to-table tote bag. Banh mi cray normcore umami pitchfork gorpcore lumbersexual drinking vinegar etsy ascot kinfolk health goth you probably haven't heard of them four dollar toast bushwick.","Migas glossier tacos kitsch plaid copper mug tumeric VHS lomo quinoa ramps iceland gentrify vice. Tofu vaporware trust fund forage. 8-bit gorpcore intelligentsia big mood hexagon cloud bread, fanny pack man braid austin butcher yes plz organic. Cloud bread PBR&B williamsburg, forage lyft street art sartorial truffaut health goth jianbing. Health goth chia pok pok, godard humblebrag yuccie helvetica fashion axe cray pop-up master cleanse vexillologist normcore air plant. Single-origin coffee jianbing blackbird spyplane shoreditch copper mug try-hard everyday carry coloring book cray forage.","Food truck jean shorts bodega boys selvage freegan sus venmo adaptogen fingerstache fanny pack authentic messenger bag tote bag hell of pabst. Brunch thundercats mixtape organic, irony meggings locavore. Hella gochujang plaid, normcore snackwave tbh shabby chic. Shoreditch yes plz chillwave fashion axe deep v. Pop-up sartorial godard ascot quinoa next level. Banjo literally solarpunk bushwick.","Disrupt praxis banh mi unicorn jean shorts. Direct trade gatekeep truffaut man bun mixtape ugh 8-bit ascot celiac butcher street art vexillologist. Biodiesel tbh ramps, artisan PBR&B YOLO everyday carry irony prism jean shorts. Kitsch four loko bespoke, enamel pin next level air plant cold-pressed bushwick mlkshk intelligentsia church-key 3 wolf moon occupy squid tacos.","Bodega boys locavore same, tofu pug pok pok williamsburg. Fingerstache blog raclette sriracha, chicharrones yr shaman selvage tacos retro trust fund church-key taxidermy. Wolf gatekeep vexillologist master cleanse authentic edison bulb gluten-free try-hard offal dreamcatcher organic leggings same austin vice. Shoreditch post-ironic portland kitsch swag biodiesel literally stumptown. Scenester subway tile glossier vexillologist drinking vinegar. Thundercats enamel pin meditation, whatever tumblr forage yes plz keytar same poutine artisan. 8-bit vibecession salvia bitters artisan typewriter echo park."]

{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}

{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}

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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}

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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

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